2006 Archive: The Kleptomaniac

“I keep stealing things.” “Have you taken anything for it?” “Yes, a flat-screen TV and your stapler.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

@MIRC_Operator06/24/2013 20:55/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Seinfeld_George07/08/2000 03:41What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@SoulSeek_Fan02/16/1995 16:37Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F07/16/2008 00:33The future is laughing at us.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog08/06/2010 04:18Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Mondo_Media_X02/04/1999 03:24Top tier web animation humor!