Why was the Speaker of the House so short on cash? Because he became the first Speaker ever disciplined for ethics violations, proving that even “Contracts with America” have late fees.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
That was super fast and super funny!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
*Boom* - there goes my brain!