1999 Archive: The Geocities Page
Why did the company have a “Welcome to our site” marquee? Because 1999 was the peak of “Web Design” (scrolling text). Part of the 77… Read More »1999 Archive: The Geocities Page
1999 Legacy: Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt
Why was 1999 their peak? Because they were the only couple in Hollywood whose hair was more famous than their actual movies. Part of the… Read More »1999 Legacy: Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt
1999 Legacy: The Chipper Jones MVP
Why was Atlanta always in the playoffs? Because Chipper was hitting home runs against the Mets like it was his personal job to ruin New… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Chipper Jones MVP
1999 Archive: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition… Read More »1999 Archive: The Java
1999 Legacy: Wild Wild West
Why was the steampunk spider costume so expensive? Because just like the movie, it cost $200 million to make and still didn’t quite work. Part… Read More »1999 Legacy: Wild Wild West
1998 Archive: Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice)
Why did the world stop spinning in May 1998? Because Ginger Spice left the group, proving that even “Girl Power” couldn’t survive a solo career… Read More »1998 Archive: Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice)
1998 Vintage: The Butter
I’m a chef. I’m on a roll. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Saddam Hussein Standoff
Why was Iraq back in the news? Because some things in the 90s never went out of style—like flannel shirts and Middle East crises. Part… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Saddam Hussein Standoff
1997 Legacy: Newt Gingrich’s Fine
Why was the Speaker of the House so short on cash? Because he became the first Speaker ever disciplined for ethics violations, proving that even… Read More »1997 Legacy: Newt Gingrich’s Fine
1997 Vintage: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “Beep beep”, but my pager goes “Bzzzt”! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Cargo