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1999 Archive: The Geocities Page

 Why did the company have a “Welcome to our site” marquee? Because 1999 was the peak of “Web Design” (scrolling text).

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_Running07/13/2001 08:35Laughing is as laughing does.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette09/18/1998 22:29I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Trololo_Man_7001/04/2012 16:47Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@One_Does_Not_S01/17/2002 22:36One does not simply read one joke.
@Delicious_Links06/06/2015 00:34Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Epic_Fail_Guy05/25/2006 07:22This joke is an Epic Win!

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