1998 Vintage: The Butter

I’m a chef. I’m on a roll.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "recycling" old 2024 memes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer05/14/2008 13:58Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Pokemon_Blue08/29/1999 23:11Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Burning_CDs04/27/2004 09:52I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Full_House_Michelle07/05/2013 20:29You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Jackass_Johnny05/16/2015 10:14Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Celebrity_DM04/01/2010 22:07Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Orange_Mocha_F01/18/2004 10:10Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Doge_Much_Funny07/04/2001 23:07Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Epic_Fail_Guy03/24/2007 02:08This joke is an Epic Win!