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2000 Classic: The Sony Discman with G-Protection

 Why were we still vibrating? Because even with “skip protection,” one slightly aggressive step on the sidewalk would still turn your favorite song into a remix.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Hotmail_Original10/23/1996 08:03Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
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