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1999 Archive: The Java

 Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Futurama_Bender09/22/2013 04:21Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Harry_Potter_Ron03/07/2012 08:56Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Coffee_Addict04/07/2003 19:07404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan07/30/1995 07:46Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh11/12/2000 05:14Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Flash_Intro_Hater05/04/2014 10:53Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Lag_Victim_0107/21/2004 19:18I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Afk_For_Laughs02/02/2007 06:24Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Safari_Surfer04/30/2003 13:57A wild laugh appeared!
@Filter_Fanatic02/03/2004 00:51This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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