1997 Vintage: The Cargo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “Beep beep”, but my pager goes “Bzzzt”!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

@BBS_Veteran12/14/2014 18:02Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Napster_King02/20/1999 12:01I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@SpiderMan_Peter04/08/1996 05:42My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@CSS_Master_9906/23/2014 15:23Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/29/2004 15:06The future is laughing at us.

@Rocket_Jumper10/09/2011 13:45This humor took me to new heights!

@Smosh_Old_School04/02/2014 13:59Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@iPhone_User_0707/16/1999 15:13There’s an app for that? No, just this site!