A guy walks into a bar and says, “Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.” The bartender says, “Hello, I’m cutting you off.”
Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
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The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Shut up and take my laughter!