2019 Archive: The Java

Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Doom_Marines08/04/2010 04:31Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Pizza_Pizza_9903/22/2013 21:39Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Pentium_Power04/21/1999 10:22My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan08/15/2006 02:01Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr09/25/1999 14:30The magic man... is laughing!

@Philosoraptor_X01/10/2002 13:05If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Blink_Tag_User08/10/2013 03:46<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Joe_Cartoon_G08/04/2014 07:55Press the button for more humor!