Why was Atlanta always in the playoffs? Because Chipper was hitting home runs against the Mets like it was his personal job to ruin New York’s summer.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
But you have heard of this joke!
Letting this joke through the port.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).