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1995 Vintage: The Church Basement Coffee Standard

Serving a hot beverage from a massive metal urn that smells permanently of scorched tin and old dust, and inspecting the plastic cup to ensure it isn’t regular caffeine.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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