2013 Legacy: The “Over-the-Horizon” Strike
Why do we love the Reaper? Because you can stay in your flight suit and still be “Combat Ready” while eating a donut in Nevada.… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Over-the-Horizon” Strike
2013 Legacy: The Escape Plan Duo
Why Stallone and Schwarzenegger? For the movie we waited 30 years for, where they finally teamed up to break out of a prison that was… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Escape Plan Duo
2013 Classic: The Miley Cyrus
A girl walks into a bar and starts twerking against a giant foam finger. The bartender says, “Sir, please tell your daughter that this is… Read More »2013 Classic: The Miley Cyrus
2012 Archive: The Garden
She told the birdfeeder it was “encouraging a handout culture” among the local sparrows. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the… Read More »2012 Archive: The Garden
2012 Legacy: The “We Are Young” Fun.
Why was the 4th so “Luminous”? Because we all wanted to “set the world on fire,” which is a terrible idea when you’re surrounded by… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “We Are Young” Fun.
2012 Classic: The Curiosity Rover Part 2
“Everything is red here.” “That’s just the neon sign, buddy.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style”… Read More »2012 Classic: The Curiosity Rover Part 2
2011 Classic: The Snapchat Scares
Why did the principal call an emergency staff meeting in October? Because a new app called Snapchat launched, and teachers were losing their minds trying… Read More »2011 Classic: The Snapchat Scares
2010 Classic: The Daily Show’s 8th Win
Why is Jon Stewart still here? Because 2010 politicians were providing him material faster than he could mock it. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2010 Classic: The Daily Show’s 8th Win
2010 Legacy: The Toy Story 3 Tears
“Why are you crying? It’s a kid’s movie!” “They were in an incinerator, Martha! It’s a metaphor for my 401(k) and I wasn’t prepared for the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Toy Story 3 Tears
2008 Vintage: The Tropic Thunder Advice
Why was Robert Downey Jr. everywhere? For playing a guy, playing a guy, playing another guy, and giving us the ultimate Hollywood lesson: “Never go… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Tropic Thunder Advice