She told the birdfeeder it was “encouraging a handout culture” among the local sparrows.
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2009 Archive: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her.Part of the 64 Mother-... read more »
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her.Part of the 64 Mother-... read more »
2. 2004 Classic: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make a "text message sent" sound like a slap.Part of the 56 Mother... read more »
She’s the only person who can make a "text message sent" sound like a slap.Part of the 56 Mother... read more »
3. 2025 Vintage: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
4. The Lion Tamer
Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my mother-in-law I wanted to be a ... read more »
Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my mother-in-law I wanted to be a ... read more »
5. 1996 Legacy: The Coffee Shop
She hates Starbucks. She says "Tall" is just another way of saying "I’m better than you."Part of... read more »
She hates Starbucks. She says "Tall" is just another way of saying "I’m better than you."Part of... read more »
6. 2023 Archive: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
7. 2022 Classic: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
8. 2004 Classic: The Flash Drive
She asked for a flash drive. She wanted to "back up" all the times I’ve forgotten her birthday.P... read more »
She asked for a flash drive. She wanted to "back up" all the times I’ve forgotten her birthday.P... read more »
9. 2018 Classic: The Tesla Space Car
I told her the car in space is still orbiting the sun. She said, "If we send you up next, will y... read more »
I told her the car in space is still orbiting the sun. She said, "If we send you up next, will y... read more »
10. 2024 Legacy: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
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[2006-05-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Beanie_Baby_Collector: This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
[2015-09-03 ARCHIVE_LOG]Linux_Distro_User: Compiled this from source. 10/10.
[2015-06-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Memento_Guy: Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
[2008-07-25 ARCHIVE_LOG]Cow_And_Chicken: Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
[2001-08-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Uncle_Rico_98: I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
[2003-10-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Tina_Eat_Food: Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
[2008-05-05 ARCHIVE_LOG]Futurama_Fry_M: Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
[2001-06-28 ARCHIVE_LOG]Filter_Fanatic: This joke looks better with a sepia filter.
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