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2001 Vintage: The John McEnroe “Hate” for Modern Rackets

Why was Johnny Mac complaining? Because he thought the new technology made the game too fast, or maybe he just missed yelling at umpires.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Simpson_Quotes02/26/1997 18:32D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Napoleon_Dyna07/25/2015 20:18Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Space_Background10/07/2012 19:41The stars are aligned for this joke.
@ODP_Editor_9906/21/2009 04:31Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat10/13/2008 17:04Heh heh heh. Good one.

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