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2013 Legacy: The “Over-the-Horizon” Strike

Why do we love the Reaper? Because you can stay in your flight suit and still be “Combat Ready” while eating a donut in Nevada.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Linux_Distro_Fan03/29/2015 16:43Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Bluetooth_Bot10/20/2015 04:30Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Fight_Club_Member04/05/2009 07:14I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Face_Palm_0109/19/2006 23:35Classic. Simply classic.
@Influencer_9908/30/2002 14:01My followers need to see this!

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