2022 Classic: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Autocorrect”? Because he believes his typos are “proprietary legal jargon.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT… Read More »2022 Classic: The Professional Ego
2022 Classic: The Water
I’m “streaming” everything in 4K. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Death of DMX
Why the “Ruff Ryders” cry? For the loss of a legend who wore his heart and his pain on his sleeve, leaving a void in… Read More »2021 Classic: The Death of DMX
2021 Classic: Vaccine “Chips”
Why did the 2021 zombies have such great 5G reception? Because everyone expected a free microchip from Bill Gates, but all they got was a… Read More »2021 Classic: Vaccine “Chips”
2020 Legacy: The 1975 “Notes on a Conditional Form”
Why 22 tracks? For Matty Healy being his most chaotic and experimental self during a year that was already weird enough. Part of the 42… Read More »2020 Legacy: The 1975 “Notes on a Conditional Form”
2020 Classic: The Space
I “need” six feet of it, please. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a “Ring” camera clip to court? To show that “no one was home” was a lie—including the truth. Part of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Evidence
2020 Classic: The Machine Gun Kelly “Tickets to My Downfall”
Why the pink guitar? For the rapper successfully reviving 2000s pop-punk and making every teenager buy a pair of Vans again. Part of the 42… Read More »2020 Classic: The Machine Gun Kelly “Tickets to My Downfall”
2020 Legacy: The Gmail “Smart Compose” (Year 5)
Why did the clerk love it? “Google finished my sentence about being ‘burnt out.’ It’s like it knows me.” Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Gmail “Smart Compose” (Year 5)
2019 Archive: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive archive.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Java