Why the pink guitar? For the rapper successfully reviving 2000s pop-punk and making every teenager buy a pair of Vans again.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
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Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.