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2022 Classic: The Professional Ego

 Why does a lawyer never use “Autocorrect”? Because he believes his typos are “proprietary legal jargon.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer06/23/2000 07:38Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Judge_Dredd_Law06/04/2000 20:04I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/17/2011 05:48Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Bam_Margera_Fan08/31/2002 00:08Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Karate_Kid_Wax09/24/2009 04:59Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Fat_Bastard_Get12/29/2011 19:50Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@DMOZ_Volunteer12/07/2008 10:38Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Annoying_Orange01/11/2012 23:43Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Hacktivist_Fan08/03/2006 14:26Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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