Why does a lawyer never use “Autocorrect”? Because he believes his typos are “proprietary legal jargon.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.