Why did the lawyer bring a “Ring” camera clip to court? To show that “no one was home” was a lie—including the truth.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
I should make a game about this joke.