Skip to content
Home » The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2012 Classic: The Curiosity Rover Part 2

2012 Classic: The Curiosity Rover Part 2

 “Everything is red here.” “That’s just the neon sign, buddy.”

Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The 2024 Ending
 "Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
 A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2024 Classic: The Inside Out 2
 A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
 "It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
 "I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9812/08/2007 05:24Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Napster_Leech11/22/1996 02:16Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@WiFi_Zero_One10/21/1996 23:04Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Tagged_Network08/22/2008 00:07You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@GG_WP_9809/17/2000 07:15Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Browser_War_V03/15/2014 18:04Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.