2008 Archive: Best Female R&B Vocal
Why “No One”? Because Alicia Keys reminded us that she can hit notes that make dogs in the next state bark. Part of the 37… Read More »2008 Archive: Best Female R&B Vocal
2008 Classic: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2008 Classic: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
2007 Classic: The Bluetooth
He got a smaller one. Now I can’t even see it. I just think he’s talking to himself like a crazy person in the cereal… Read More »2007 Classic: The Bluetooth
2007 Archive: The Scared Elephant
Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Archive: The Scared Elephant
2006 Archive: The Borat
A guy walks into a bar and says, “Very nice! I like!” The bartender says, “If you call my wife a ‘naughty turtle’, you’re banned… Read More »2006 Archive: The Borat
2006 Vintage: The Roblox Start
Why was the intern’s kid at the office? To show the “IT experts” how to build a virtual world out of blocks. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Roblox Start
2006 Archive: The Kleptomaniac
“I keep stealing things.” “Have you taken anything for it?” “Yes, a flat-screen TV and your stapler.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The Kleptomaniac
2005 Classic: Destiny’s Child (The Breakup)
Why did they say “Check on It”? Because in 2005, they realized that Beyoncé was ready to run the world, and Michelle and Kelly were… Read More »2005 Classic: Destiny’s Child (The Breakup)
2005 Archive: The Walk the Line
A guy walks into a bar and says, “Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.” The bartender says, “Hello, I’m cutting you off.” Part of the 73 Bar… Read More »2005 Archive: The Walk the Line
2005 Archive: Kanye West’s “Gold Digger”
Why was the mood so upbeat? Because Jamie Foxx and Kanye were on every radio, and Grandma was “not messin’ with no broke” gravy. Part… Read More »2005 Archive: Kanye West’s “Gold Digger”