2006 Archive: The Borat

A guy walks into a bar and says, “Very nice! I like!” The bartender says, “If you call my wife a ‘naughty turtle’, you’re banned for life.”

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@CoolSkater9803/11/2012 08:23Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@ICQ_Flower03/05/2002 21:58The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Motherboard_Max12/09/2007 02:54This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Tank_Operator09/13/2005 03:47Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Hansel_So_Hot05/20/1999 12:57That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Ring_Member_9807/20/2001 23:08Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.