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2024 Classic: The “Rizz” Performance Review

 Why did the salesman get a bonus? The boss said his “Customer Rizz” was off the charts (he actually just learned how to use a basic AI script).

Part of the 84 Office Groaners: The 2024 “Spatial Reality & Brain Rot” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9507/10/2011 02:33This is why we need the internet.
@Flash_Animator12/04/2006 13:22I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Steve-O_Wild10/11/1995 07:28Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Under_Const_Gif05/19/2009 04:11This site is never finished... with humor!
@Slashdot_Effect10/12/2013 17:40We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Ultima_Online_V04/05/2013 23:40Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Not_Bad_Obama05/19/1995 23:20Not bad. Not bad at all.

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