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2005 Classic: Destiny’s Child (The Breakup)

 Why did they say “Check on It”? Because in 2005, they realized that Beyoncé was ready to run the world, and Michelle and Kelly were ready for a nap.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User12/17/2010 07:14I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole12/14/2000 12:05I see funny people... everywhere!
@BitTorrent_0102/13/1997 01:29Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Baxter_The_Dog12/03/2002 04:43Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Numa_Numa_Guy02/28/2003 04:26Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Chocolate_Rain11/08/1999 14:10I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Neopets_Trader10/25/1996 14:08Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Epic_Fail_Guy04/26/2014 13:00This joke is an Epic Win!

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