“Why are you crying? It’s a kid’s movie!” “They were in an incinerator, Martha! It’s a metaphor for my 401(k) and I wasn’t prepared for the emotional weight!”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
2025 Classic: The Thunderbolts Vibe
"We're a team of reformed villains!" "No, you're a group of dads...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
That was super fast and super funny!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
I choose to believe it’s funny.