2003 Vintage: The Pizza

She told the pizza guy that his crust was “spiritually bankrupt.”

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, before the internet gave us a million new things to comp...read more »

What are the two worst things about your mother-in-law? Her faces...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

In 2002, everyone was trying to climb walls like Spider-Man or su...read more »

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »

My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to...read more »

Smart homes aren't always smart enough for family visits.Even my ...read more »

My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »

My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over f...read more »

In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »

One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »

Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law...read more »

In 2003, everyone was learning to "just keep swimming" while tryi...read more »

In 2017, you couldn't enter a room without hearing the hum of a f...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken09/28/2012 11:37Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/17/2001 23:34The future is laughing at us.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs04/18/2005 03:11Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy11/21/2013 04:31You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Annoying_Orange11/24/2008 07:39Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!