2005 Classic: The Egg

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🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

@BBS_Veteran01/09/2013 04:43Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Burning_CDs11/17/2001 06:39I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Kill_Bill_Bride11/24/2007 03:42I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Linkin_Park_Fan07/10/2014 19:45In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Wild_Thornberry08/24/2002 22:43Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Doge_Much_Funny01/08/2011 14:12Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Confused_Travolta06/22/2003 07:23Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Everquest_Solo08/21/1995 17:30Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.