dlaczego generałowie przechodzili na emeryturę w 2005? Żeby zdążyć dołączyć do zarządów firm produkujących MRAP-y, zanim skończą się zamówienia.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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