Why did Gaddafi suddenly want to be friends? Because after seeing what happened to Saddam, he decided that having “weapons of mass destruction” was like having a giant “Kick Me” sign on his back.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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