2012 Legacy: The “Big Bird” Defense
Why was Sesame Street a campaign issue? Because Mitt Romney promised to cut PBS funding, proving that even a 7-foot yellow bird isn’t safe from… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Big Bird” Defense
2012 Archive: The Craft Beer Snob
“Is this locally sourced?” “It was brewed 10 feet away. I can literally hear the yeast fermenting.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Archive: The Craft Beer Snob
2012 Vintage: Obama’s Re-election
Why did Barack Obama win a second term? Because “Four More Years” sounded better to voters than “Let’s see what the guy who likes firing… Read More »2012 Vintage: Obama’s Re-election
2010 Classic: The Minecraft Block
I just spent eight hours clicking on virtual dirt so I could build a dirt house to hide from a pixelated green exploding monster. This… Read More »2010 Classic: The Minecraft Block
2010 Classic: The “You’re Fired!” Catchphrase
Why did the manager stop using it? Because HR told him he wasn’t Donald Trump and it was actually causing “Employee Trauma.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Classic: The “You’re Fired!” Catchphrase
2010 Archive: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Archive: The Email
2010 Legacy: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the web with high-quality wordplay. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the internet. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Bluetooth
She thinks Bluetooth is a sign of a weak immune system. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Bluetooth
2009 Classic: The Mark Sanchez “Sanchise”
Why were the Jets fans so hopeful? Because a rookie QB led them to the AFC Championship, making everyone forget that he was still a… Read More »2009 Classic: The Mark Sanchez “Sanchise”