2018 Vintage: Jurassic World
Fallen Kingdom: Why was the turkey “prehistoric”? Because it had been in the freezer so long it was technically a fossil, but Dad said it… Read More »2018 Vintage: Jurassic World
2018 Legacy: The Isn’t It Romantic Parody
Rebel Wilson trapped in a PG-13 rom-com. 2018 is the year we finally admitted the genre is ridiculous. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Isn’t It Romantic Parody
2018 Legacy: The Rampage Movie
“A giant gorilla is destroying Chicago!” “No, that’s just the kids playing in their room. Same energy.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Rampage Movie
2018 Classic: The Supermarket
She tried to return a grapefruit because it “had a bad attitude.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition… Read More »2018 Classic: The Supermarket
2017 Classic: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in the lore of Breath of the Wild. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017)… Read More »2017 Classic: The Desktop
2017 Archive: Coco
Why were we all crying over a guitar? Because Pixar proved that in 2017, “Remember Me” was the most effective way to dehydrate an entire… Read More »2017 Archive: Coco
2016 Vintage: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Scared Snake
2016 Vintage: The Overwatch Release Absences
Why half the boys in the senior class suddenly developed a mysterious “24-hour sickness” the day the ultimate team shooter game hit online servers. Part… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Overwatch Release Absences
2016 Archive: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “consultation on the legal status of the ‘other side’.” Part of the 47… Read More »2016 Archive: The Final Word
2016 Archive: The Memory
“Doctor, I forgot my cloud password again.” “Join the club. It’s the 2016 version of amnesia.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Archive: The Memory