2016 Archive: The Final Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “consultation on the legal status of the ‘other side’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Forrest_Gump_8806/21/2010 10:36Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Net_Addict_200002/06/2012 14:20My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Floppy_Fanatic05/12/2001 20:15Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Scanner_Darkly08/16/2013 18:19I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Malware_Hunter11/25/2014 02:06Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Jordan_Fan_2308/01/2003 20:02Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@StoneCold_31604/25/1995 02:56And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Boxxy_Queen10/27/2000 08:06I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!