2006 Classic: The Facebook Open-to-All

“Now anyone can join Facebook!” “Great, now my grandma can ‘poke’ me and ask why I haven’t called her in three weeks.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »

Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »

In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »

"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »

Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »

In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »

In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »

"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »

"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »

"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »

In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »

@Clueless_Cher11/22/1996 15:33As if! This is too funny.

@Hellboy_Red04/16/2010 07:46I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F10/07/2001 16:10The future is laughing at us.

@Dale_Doback_Fan08/18/1998 09:35Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Neopets_Trader02/26/2014 11:17Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Epic_Fail_Guy06/13/1995 03:35This joke is an Epic Win!