What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
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We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
First! And it’s funny!