2016 Vintage: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Scared Snake
2016 Vintage: The Lab Rat (16 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Media Echo Chamber” study? Because the lawyers only listened to their own invoices. Part of the 47… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Lab Rat (16 Edition)
2015 Legacy: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving nineteen consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2015 Classic: The Five Nights at Freddy’s 3 Panic
The group of middle schoolers huddling in the back of the library, screaming in terror as a digital burnt animatronic rabbit jumped onto their shared… Read More »2015 Classic: The Five Nights at Freddy’s 3 Panic
2015 Classic: The Regina King Surprise
Why did she win for American Crime? For a performance that reminded everyone she’s been a legend since the 80s and it was about time… Read More »2015 Classic: The Regina King Surprise
2015 Classic: The “Sugar” Maroon 5 (Still)
They’re still crashing weddings. At this point, if Adam Levine doesn’t show up at your nuptials, did you even get married? Part of the 68… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Sugar” Maroon 5 (Still)
2014 Classic: The Guardians of the Galaxy Release
Why did D.C. love Groot? Because “I am Groot” was more coherent than most of the floor speeches in the House of Representatives. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Guardians of the Galaxy Release
2014 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Technical Sweep
Why only technicals again? Because the dragons in Season 4 were too busy eating sheep to prepare an acceptance speech. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Technical Sweep
2013 Legacy: The Girls Snub
Why didn’t Lena Dunham win? Because by 2013, Brooklyn hipsters were already “too mainstream” for the Emmys. Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Girls Snub
2013 Legacy: The Netflix “Binge-Watching” Era
Why was the living room a ghost town? Because the family “accidentally” started Orange Is the New Black and didn’t move for eight hours. Part… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Netflix “Binge-Watching” Era