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2016 Vintage: The Lab Rat (16 Edition)

 Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Media Echo Chamber” study? Because the lawyers only listened to their own invoices.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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