2009 Classic: The Mark Sanchez “Sanchise”
Why were the Jets fans so hopeful? Because a rookie QB led them to the AFC Championship, making everyone forget that he was still a… Read More »2009 Classic: The Mark Sanchez “Sanchise”
2008 Vintage: Dmitry Medvedev’s Inauguration
Why was he the “New Face” of Russia? Because Vladimir Putin wanted to show the world he could play “Musical Chairs” with the Presidency and… Read More »2008 Vintage: Dmitry Medvedev’s Inauguration
2008 Vintage: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” broke. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Office Chair “Mesh”
Why was it so “Aeron”? Because in 2007, if your chair didn’t look like a spiderweb, you weren’t an executive. Part of the 82 Office… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Office Chair “Mesh”
2007 Legacy: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of tech-heads. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant… Read More »2007 Archive: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
2007 Archive: The 2007 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Reaper”? Because we realized that the 21st century was going to be fought by people in uniforms, people… Read More »2007 Archive: The 2007 Final Vibe
2007 Legacy: The MRAP Mass Production
Why did the roads in Iraq get so crowded? Because the Pentagon finally delivered 10,000 “Mine-Resistant” trucks that are so heavy they destroy the very… Read More »2007 Legacy: The MRAP Mass Production
2007 Legacy: The Mitt Romney “Dog on the Roof” Story
Why did this hurt him? Because Americans realized they could forgive a politician for almost anything, except being mean to a setter named Seamus. Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Mitt Romney “Dog on the Roof” Story
2007 Vintage: The Transformers Toy Distraction
The math teacher confiscating a plastic yellow sports car that clicked and twisted into a robot under the desk during a lecture on fractions. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Transformers Toy Distraction