2009 Classic: The Mark Sanchez “Sanchise”

Why were the Jets fans so hopeful? Because a rookie QB led them to the AFC Championship, making everyone forget that he was still a rookie.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »

Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »

Why was he still shooting? Because his range has expanded so much...read more »

Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »

Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »

Spending $5,000 to look like a colorful sausage.I bought a profes...read more »

In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »

Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »

Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »

Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »

In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »

Why was Miami still the center of the universe? Because Messi ann...read more »

Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »

Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »

@Trinity_Matrix10/31/2003 06:54Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Linkin_Park_Fan05/19/2007 19:06In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Search_Scout_9904/01/2001 08:18Scouting the web for gems like this.

@CompuServe_Classic11/22/1995 15:48Premium humor for premium members.

@Shut_Up_Money11/06/2003 11:24Shut up and take my laughter!