2006 Vintage: The Heart
“Your heart is beating fast.” “I’m listening to ‘Panic! At The Disco’!” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Heart
2006 Archive: The Mimosa
“Brunch is a mindset.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Muse “Black Holes and Revelations”
Why the space-cowboy riffs? Because “Supermassive Black Hole” turned the band from prog-rock nerds into global superstars that sounded like Prince on Mars. Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Muse “Black Holes and Revelations”
2006 Classic: The Facebook Open-to-All
“Now anyone can join Facebook!” “Great, now my grandma can ‘poke’ me and ask why I haven’t called her in three weeks.” Part of the 50 Adult… Read More »2006 Classic: The Facebook Open-to-All
2005 Archive: Franz Ferdinand’s “Take Me Out”
Why were they nominated? Because that guitar riff was the only thing capable of getting “indie kids” and “pop fans” to dance in the same… Read More »2005 Archive: Franz Ferdinand’s “Take Me Out”
2005 Archive: The Wikipedia Growth
Why were paper guidebooks crying? Because a free encyclopedia on a phone started giving better museum hours than a $30 book. Part of the 49… Read More »2005 Archive: The Wikipedia Growth
2004 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Sharon Stone? For Catwoman, where she played a cosmetics mogul whose “evil” plan involved a face cream that makes your skin fall off. Part of… Read More »2004 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2002 Classic: The Spider-Man Defense
Why did the lawyer love the Spider-Man movie? Because it proved that “with great power comes great billable potential.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Classic: The Spider-Man Defense
2002 Classic: The Chicago Razzle Dazzle
Why the revival? For proving that you can commit murder and still be a hero as long as you have fishnets, a bob haircut, and… Read More »2002 Classic: The Chicago Razzle Dazzle
2001 Archive: The Laptop Shoulder Bag
Why did the salesman have one giant shoulder? Because his “Ultra-Portable” weighed 10 pounds with the extra battery. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Laptop Shoulder Bag