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2002 Classic: The Spider-Man Defense

 Why did the lawyer love the Spider-Man movie? Because it proved that “with great power comes great billable potential.”

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level08/03/2014 22:00There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Pokemon_Blue07/02/2007 02:38Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Melrose_Place_Fan06/22/2010 11:05Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Myspace_First_Friend11/23/2008 13:07I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Unix_Wizard02/29/2012 18:56sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Wrestling_Nut10/05/1997 22:10Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Badger_Badger_M03/06/2010 18:45Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Smosh_Old_School01/17/2015 17:31Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Me_Gusta_Face10/16/1998 06:54Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Browser_War_V08/29/2004 07:08Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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