2000 Archive: The Cast Away Quote

Why did the employee start talking to a volleyball? Because after two weeks of overtime, Wilson was the only one who listened to his complaints.

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@Tony_Hawk_Pro06/25/2005 01:17Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Breakfast_Club_B10/03/2006 07:05Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Ancient_Aliens_G06/09/2014 06:44I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club09/27/2014 13:42All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Delicious_Links06/27/2012 17:53Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Blogger_Default06/28/2014 18:56Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Tagged_Network06/24/2006 00:19You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Streamer_Pro_9906/26/1998 19:18Thanks for the donation and the joke!