2001 Archive: The Laptop Shoulder Bag
Why did the salesman have one giant shoulder? Because his “Ultra-Portable” weighed 10 pounds with the extra battery. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Laptop Shoulder Bag
2000 Archive: The Cast Away Quote
Why did the employee start talking to a volleyball? Because after two weeks of overtime, Wilson was the only one who listened to his complaints.… Read More »2000 Archive: The Cast Away Quote
1999 Legacy: The Glitter Body Spray
The girls’ locker room smelling like a chemical explosion of artificial vanilla and cotton candy glitter spray after gym class. Part of the 41 School… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Glitter Body Spray
1999 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my car as a down payment. I told him it’s a 1999 model. He said, “Perfect, I need a trade-in.” Part of… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
1999 Legacy: The Matrix Sermon Metaphor
The youth pastor spending twenty minutes trying to explain how living a life of faith is exactly like Neo choosing the red pill in the… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Matrix Sermon Metaphor
1998 Archive: The Yo-Yo Comeback
Why was the 1998 parade so skillful? Because everyone had a “Yomega” yo-yo and was trying to “Walk the Dog” across the main street. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The Yo-Yo Comeback
1998 Legacy: The TRL Host
“And at Number 1 on the countdown… it’s the 100-Watt Halogen!” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: Adam Sandler (The Wedding Singer)
Why did we love the 80s in 1998? Because Sandler proved that a mullet and a Casio keyboard were the keys to Drew Barrymore’s heart.… Read More »1998 Classic: Adam Sandler (The Wedding Singer)
1998 Archive: The Fear and Loathing Intensity
Why Johnny Depp? For a performance so committed to psychedelics that we’re still not sure if he ever actually came down from that trip. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The Fear and Loathing Intensity
1997 Legacy: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Sandra Bullock? For agreeing to get back on a vehicle in Speed 2 when she should have just taken a taxi to a different script. Part… Read More »1997 Legacy: Worst Actress Runner-up