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1999 Legacy: The Glitter Body Spray

The girls’ locker room smelling like a chemical explosion of artificial vanilla and cotton candy glitter spray after gym class.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Matrix Coats & Pokémon Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_304/04/2003 15:01Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle09/10/1995 14:02What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Hackers_Movie_Fan08/06/1998 03:10Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Snatch_Mickey04/07/2000 15:46Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Steve-O_Wild10/28/2013 07:18Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog10/21/2012 20:46Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

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