The youth pastor spending twenty minutes trying to explain how living a life of faith is exactly like Neo choosing the red pill in the latest blockbuster movie.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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