“And at Number 1 on the countdown… it’s the 100-Watt Halogen!”
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Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
The future is laughing at us.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.