1999 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2

He asked for my car as a down payment. I told him it’s a 1999 model. He said, “Perfect, I need a trade-in.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor12/31/1997 20:35I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter08/11/2008 06:04My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/08/2012 14:55Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Friday_Rebecca11/24/2011 04:52Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@One_Does_Not_S03/24/2015 11:50One does not simply read one joke.

@Evil_Kermit_M03/11/1996 14:10Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Tablet_User_1005/19/1999 18:25Tapping my way to a good mood.

@Retweet_King05/31/2011 23:50RT if you think this is funny!