1998 Archive: The Yo-Yo Comeback

Why was the 1998 parade so skillful? Because everyone had a “Yomega” yo-yo and was trying to “Walk the Dog” across the main street.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Avatar_Na_vi10/31/2010 13:27I see you... laughing!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan10/09/2003 11:38Silently laughing in the snow.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky10/01/2001 08:27One billion... laughs!

@Star_Wars_Kid03/20/1996 06:14I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Flash_Game_Dev11/05/2007 05:45I should make a game about this joke.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/15/2002 14:45My mind is blown by how funny this is.