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1997 Legacy: Worst Actress Runner-up

 Why Sandra Bullock? For agreeing to get back on a vehicle in Speed 2 when she should have just taken a taxi to a different script.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Matrix_Glitch04/06/2002 19:04There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Discman_Skipper12/12/1996 00:13Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa10/31/2010 01:47They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Beanie_Campbell11/01/1997 01:37True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Woman_Yelling_C07/09/2009 13:20The cat is just sitting there laughing!

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