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2015 Classic: The “Sugar” Maroon 5 (Still)

 They’re still crashing weddings. At this point, if Adam Levine doesn’t show up at your nuptials, did you even get married?

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher12/16/1998 04:07As if! This is too funny.
@AOL_Instant_Msg12/11/1998 10:06I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@HTML_Hacker09/16/2004 08:11<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Oracle_Says08/27/2001 09:33I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Grunge_Lord_9410/27/2007 01:37I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut12/16/1996 09:08My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Slow_Clap_Guy07/16/1997 09:54...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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